I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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