All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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