everyone is single if you try hard enough
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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