I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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