We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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