Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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