I love black thongs
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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