she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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