It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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