I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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