Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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