Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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