I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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