The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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