she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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