if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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