FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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