No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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