Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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