Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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