Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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