I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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