ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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