We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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