She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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