one might say we're banned from that church
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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