Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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