matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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