we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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