Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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