Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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