So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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