so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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