he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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