that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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