nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
NoShamevember. You game?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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