ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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