We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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