how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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