I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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