i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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