my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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