All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize