I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My bed smells like the plague
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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