why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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