i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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