Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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