is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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