Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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