i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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