Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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