At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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