I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
