Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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